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via lockflintwood / 2 years ago / 105 notes /
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “No, seriously” Bottom Text: “You’re not helping.”]

Every time I get those customers that like to say “oh, I turned them so the bar codes were facing you” or “Let me hang these bags up for you!”(usually in a way that is more hassle than anything) or that like to tell me how much per pound a certain kind of fruit is when they don’t actually know what fruit it is they’re buying I have to fight down the urge to say:
“Would you like a fucking medal?”
Bonus points if while I’m scanning stuff they keep moving their shit around on the belt or try to hand me things they think I need.
Just. Fucking. STOP.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “No, seriously”

Bottom Text: “You’re not helping.”]

Every time I get those customers that like to say “oh, I turned them so the bar codes were facing you” or “Let me hang these bags up for you!”(usually in a way that is more hassle than anything) or that like to tell me how much per pound a certain kind of fruit is when they don’t actually know what fruit it is they’re buying I have to fight down the urge to say:

“Would you like a fucking medal?”

Bonus points if while I’m scanning stuff they keep moving their shit around on the belt or try to hand me things they think I need.

Just. Fucking. STOP.


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